The Truth Is Out There

While the kids are closer to Moe, Larry and Curly than Scully and Mulder, they have demonstrated they know the way works.
Case in point: On Monday, I tried to explain something to Rob, and he turned, looked at me and said, "It's OK, Dad. We know Mom makes all the decisions."
Upon more investigation, Old Wahoo learned that Mrs. Wahoo has the power because "she buys stuff."
There was nothing left for me to say.