Sizing Things Up

The Moose is learning to use the potty (I'll be glad when that word disappears from my lexicon), and Mrs. Wahoo tries to keep him entertained/distracted with games so he will do his business. 

There's the Letter Game, where Mrs. Wahoo, for example, asks the Moose what starts with the letter "M." ("MOMMY! MATTY!") 

There's also Big or Small, which seems harmless enough. Mrs. Wahoo will ask if a toe is big or small, and the Moose will say, "SMALL!" Again, pretty tame stuff.

Usually. The two played that game the other night during potty time, and the Moose is on a roll. "SMALL. BIG. SMALL." Suddenly, he blurts out "penis." Then after two seconds, he answers. "BIG! YEA!"

He's our potty mouth.