When the Unthinkable Happens ...

... Old Wahoo prefers to ignore it, pretend like it never happened and lay low for the entire fall. Still, despite a stupefying setback and the good news that UVa has perfected the rugby-style punt (Yipee!), I vow to raise my children as Wahoos. I will tell them to root for lacrosse teams and soccer teams and baseball teams. I wish I could tell them to root for the basketball team, but that program has rarely been relevant in the past decade-plus.